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wrecks_meanies- March 6th, 2029
This is the first time I'm playing Loz, or someone like him. If you have any comments, complaints, suggestions, any sort of crit at all, I urge you to share with me. Anonymous commenting is on, IP logging is off. Comments are screened, but I doubt I'll have needed it anyway. Please, help me to improve and continue to play him well.
- SEVENTEEN ◊Accidental Audio◊
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- wrecks_meanies
- November 5th, 14:55
bitchy
You can shock me all you want to, I'm not gonna report anything to you! No matter how hard you try, you'll never get me to say anything! Everyone will forget all about me and what my voice sounds like, and I'll like it like that! That way I can just ride around and kill everything I want and break things and nobody will ever bother me, or lie to me, or try to be my friend! I hate everyone and I hate you, you stupid piece of junk phone! I want my brothers, and Mother, and I want to go home if it stays like this for much longer! So give up and quit shocking me, because I'm not telling anyone anything!
... Is this thing on?!
*CLICK*
- SIXTEEN
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- wrecks_meanies
- September 9th, 7:38
- Pissy
[BZZZZZT]
rrrrrRRRRAAAUGH!!
[Loz chucks his communicator against the wall as hard as he can. The camera clicks on when it hits the wall and ricochets, bouncing off of Loz's skull in all of a second with a hollow *THUNK*]
Uut-- HEY!
[He glares down at the communicator, on the floor in front of his feet where he sits up against the wall.]
Stupid phone. Stupid everything! ... You people are all stupid and I have nothing to say. Yazoo is gone so I don't feel like talking. Oh, and if you don't let my other brother out soon, I'll have to go get him myself.
[Loz kicks the communicator across the floor. It slides over the dirty wood and thumps into the wall, shutting off the camera and cutting the transmission.]
- FIFTEEN ◊Accidental Audio//Video◊
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- wrecks_meanies
- August 16th, 22:42
Devastated
[The audio is filled with thrashing and crashing- screaming, breaking, ear-splitting slams as the communicator is beaten against anything and everything Loz takes a swing at or throws. Feel free to notice a disturbance... His rampage is only heightened by the fact that the communicator had been shocking him, though in his situation, he does nothing to aid himself. It's only luck that he turned the comm on in all of this.
Panicked breathing- hyperventilating even- as he whimpers and moans shrilly to himself, "no... nooo... NO nng..." The disturbance slows to nothing but heavy breathing and whining, as if Loz is trying to remember something, or find something he's lost, circling the room he's currently in. He clutches at his head, pressing the comm against it and the video clicks on. Nothing but darkness, as it's pressed against his head. The camera moves back suddenly, jolts forward, jolts back as he beats the palms of his hands against his head, racking his brain.]
Yaz? YAZ?? YAZOO?! YAZOO!! Stop it stop it- STOP IT!! COME BACK- STOP HIDING FROM ME, YAZOO, I DON'T LIKE IT!!
( Cut to Save Flists )
m-M-Mother... MOTHER! MOTHER MOTHER!!
MOTHEEEERRRR!!! --Kadaj...
KADAAAAAAAAJ!!
- FOURTEEN
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- wrecks_meanies
- July 18th, 18:40
- annoyed
[The audio turns on to shrieking and savage sounds, along with Loz's grunting and the sickening crack of bones being crunched and his fist just pounding at his assailants.]
Let go of my pants, let go of my-- HEY!! YOU TORE MY PANTS!! Get off my clothes! You stupid--
[Hell no, Loz will not be stripped. 8| (Or eaten. Or clawed. Or bitten.) The reavers don't sound happy about what comes next before the audio cuts out.]
[OOC: Yeah, Loz isn't having that. He's pwning reavers at the moment. He'll come find you if you need help~ He's bored.]
- THIRTEEN
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- wrecks_meanies
- July 3rd, 11:18
Excited!
Little Washu said I'm supposed to pick up all the people on the street that got themselves beat up because they're too weak to fight anything and bring them to the hospital! So if you're laying on the ground somewhere I'm taking you to the hospital. And if there's any monsters involved I get to kill them, so don't try to ruin my fun or I'll beat you up worse. And it'll be okay, because you're going to the hospital anyway. So call me if you need help. I won't make fun of you too much.
Oh and you better not have a problem with motorcycles, because that's too bad!
[OOC: So Loz seems to have a job now... And yes, he's genuinely going to be helping you people! But don't forget, that's more or less his goal. Loz is still Jenova's little crybaby and he's still not to be trusted but hey, not all your characters know that. He'll just keep up trying to get in good with you people <3 ]
- TWELVE ◊ Video ◊
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- wrecks_meanies
- July 1st, 7:04
- bored
Big brother should really stop running away. It wouldn't be so bad, snapping him in two would be quick. I bet it wouldn't hurt very much.
[Yes, Loz is upside down. Which means the comm is upside down. No wait- Loz seems to be dangling from a tree branch, ridiculously high off the ground- But if that's the case, shouldn't the image be right-side-up anyway? Nope. In a stroke of genius, Loz is upside down, holding the communicator right-side-up. Brilliant.
The image sways off to the side and shows the distance between the high branch he's on and the ground. There's a scraping sound as he allows himself to sliiiide backwards, off of the branch until he falls off, head first. The image is a steady plummet, the ground coming closer and branches flying by until somewhere along the way he flips and rights himself, landing on his feet with a loud THUD and crouches there.
...Well. That hurt a little more than he expected, but he doesn't seem to show it when he brings the communicator- upside down of course- back to his grinning face. What's noticeable though, are that his eyes are pinkish (as they usually are) probably from crying at some point. He flips the comm over and continues.]
It's too bad we didn't get to finish playing with him, but I'm glad he left. If me and my brothers can't have him, none of you should either. It wouldn't be fair.
I heard about more people getting attacked like weaklings. Nobody asked for my help yet, so I guess you like to get beat up. That's fine, but when you get bored with it you should tell me so that I can play, too. If you change your mind, I'll be exploring with Yazoo.
- ELEVEN
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- wrecks_meanies
- June 16th, 23:34
- Excited!
There's so much noise outside I thought it would be fun to get outside and play, too! I guess I'm supposed to be helping, right? I heard glass breaking and monsters that I never heard outside before, I bet all of you weaklings could use my help to fight them off. Don't be embarrassed, just because you can't do it alone. I'll rip all their heads off!
[There's some quiet chatter in the background. Loz has cupped his hand over the comm and is talking to Yazoo in the room. Most likely about how you're all fools, you all need to die, he's just offering to help for the sake of beating things up and getting stronger, and how you should all rest assured that he and his brothers will destroy you the first chance they get... But you didn't hear any of that, did you? Nope. (and I reiterate that you did not.) ]
I can find them fast too, and shoot them out of the sky with my bike. Think you can catch them all on foot? Ha ha ha! Even on foot I'm faster than most of you. So when do I start?
- TEN
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- wrecks_meanies
- May 30th, 19:03
GONNA FUCK YOU UP.
Ready or not, here we come...
- ◊ FOURTH-WALL EVENT ◊
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- wrecks_meanies
- May 17th, 18:16
confused
Look at all these losers, Yazoo. Did they come to play with us?
- EIGHT ◊ Accidental Video//Audio ◊
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- wrecks_meanies
- May 14th, 9:59
- enraged
mrrrrrRRRRRAAAAUUUGH!!!
( Video )
Why did you have to leave, you idiot? You were different from the rest of them- you were supposed to be like us... YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE MY FRIEND AND NOT RUN AWAY!! Stupid humans!
( Video )
STAY AWAY or I'll make you!
[More clattering and banging as Loz violently digs around, gathering as many medical supplies as he possibly can and dropping them onto a bed.]
Everyone stay away from me, I'll hurt you if I have to! Mother needs this and it doesn't belong to you anyway. SO BACK OFF!
[Squeaking sounds like rusty wheels can be heard and then a thud. He's made off with a hospital bed with medical supplies piled onto it and is headed out of the hospital.]
[OOC: Loz raided the hospital for medical supplies, as requested by Jenova. Feel free to take notice and/or encounter him if you dare. He's REALLY pissed about Neferti being gone and might just toss you somewhere. Sorry, you're not getting your shit back. But hey, at least he didn't take it all.]
- SEVEN
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- wrecks_meanies
- May 7th, 23:20
excited
CHOCOBO!!
[There's a low, grainy squawk as the giant bird lifts it's head to the shouting, then a loud WAAARK and rustling shrubs as it seems to take off. It won't get away that easily though, and soon Loz's boots can be heard through the brush and clomping over fallen trees as he chases it down relentlessly. He may not be abnormally fast as he was before he reached the city, but running is something Loz has always been good at, and he's faster than most, at least until the chocobo decides it wants to go any faster.]
Yazoo! There's chocobos here!! Kadaj!
[Loz continues chasing after the squawking chocobo, obviously not far from it from the loudness of it.]
Bwaaaark wokwokwokwok wark! GET BACK HERE STUPID BIRD!
[And by then it's had about enough and takes off full speed, leaving Loz behind in the middle of nowhere.]
Dammit. Bye bye, birdie. ...I don't know where I am. Is there anything to eat out here?
- SIX
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- wrecks_meanies
- April 23rd, 23:32
- confused
... Mother? Yazoo? ...Kadaj? What's happening?
- FIVE ◊ Accidental Audio ◊
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- wrecks_meanies
- April 20th, 16:42
[The recording begins with an eerie silence- the type that has a presence to it, as though someone is hiding in it. After a moment the shuffling of a heavy boot, somewhat loud, indicating that the communicator is on the floor. More distantly, some sniffling can be heard and the somewhat pathetic groaning of a grown man crying; Small whimpers and stifled sobs manage to escape him. Soon enough there's a scraping as the communicator is picked up off the floor and a second voice speaks.]
"... I'm sorry, Loz."
[The crying quiets down and there's little more than sniffling and shaky breathing for a long time. If one listened hard enough, the first man repeats "sorry", before there's a growl in the voice and it's gone from sad to angry almost instantaneously.]
You're Sorry?! What did you do?! Did you make Mother leave?! Did Kadaj?! It's those people, the ones who brought us here- they think they can just-
[The channel is flooded with angry shouting and crashing sounds, wood snapping and walls being slammed.]
Where did Mother go?! Where's Mother?! Where's Kada-
[The communicator seems to stop recording then.]
(OOC: Backdated to death. Around the time of Yazoo's entry. And the other voice is Yazoo.)
- FOUR
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- wrecks_meanies
- April 16th, 8:21
- bouncy
Hm hm hm... ha ha- HA HA HA HA!!
[There's a really loud, long screech of a wheel just spinning in place on asphalt and then a motor bursts loudly, abruptly settling into a quieter purr with an audible clicking every once in a while in the background.]
Now things will be much more fun! Did Mother leave this here for me, or did you give me this for being good?
- THREE
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- wrecks_meanies
- April 2nd, 17:34
- confused
I only dropped this stupid phone a few times while I was fighting monsters, if it's broken already then it's a cheap piece of garbage!Even when I hit the bat with it, I was talking to Yazoo on it and it was fine then.It's replaying the same messages I already saw before! I need a new phone!
- TWO
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- wrecks_meanies
- March 25th, 5:19
- moody
Can't I go out and do anything yet? My wounds are itchy- I don't wanna wear bandages anymore! Every time I touch them I get greasy ointment on my gloves and this medicine smells funny! I'm getting bored and there's monsters outside- can't I at least go throw rocks at them?! Why won't you let me do anything?! I won't die!
I'm missing all the fun...
- ONE
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- wrecks_meanies
- March 14th, 17:38
- ...
[Boots scrape across concrete, their rhythm awkward as if stumbling or limping. Over that is slow, strained, wet breathing that stops long enough to choke and something splatters softly on the ground. After a good thirty seconds of this, the raspy breathing comes closer to the communicator, and Loz finally speaks.]
I... Need...
[. . .]
There were so many... But I wouldn't let them go inside...
Hm hm... I must be weaker now. I thought I could beat them all easily... Need a doctor.
( LOCKED TO FAMILY )
[OOC- Anybody living in or near Marshall, feel free to notice the slaughter house leavings all around the front of the building, and two dead in the lobby and doorway...
Edit- If it wasn't obvious, this is a setup. He got injured on purpose.]
- ZERO
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- wrecks_meanies
- March 6th, 2:23
[The communicator turns on mid-scuffle. Maniacal giggling is heard faintly through the sound of the struggle, but it's hard to tell if it's the attacker or the one holding the communicator that's laughing.]
I don't want to play with you anymore. Time to say goodnight.
[One of the laughing voices stops abruptly, gagging and gurgling instead. There's a disgusting popping sound, wet tearing and something pouring onto the concrete. There's a hollow thud as something heavy hits the ground, and then a minute or so of panting. The voice remains distant, but starts muttering about his phone not working. There's a click and then some rustling as the he finds the communicator on his person. Then the voice comes closer.]
... Who's phone is this? Yazoo, I don't think it worked. But the explosion threw me far, I don't know where I am and I can't find you. I can't run or fight like I used to, I think something is wrong with me. It was really hard to pull the head off of that doll. Come on, this isn't funny- come out here. Yazoo? ... Yazoo?
- +APPLICATION+
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- wrecks_meanies
- March 6th, 1999
( The Application )
