wrecks_meanies

[The audio turns on to shrieking and savage sounds, along with Loz's grunting and the sickening crack of bones being crunched and his fist just pounding at his assailants.]

Let go of my pants, let go of my-- HEY!! YOU TORE MY PANTS!! Get off my clothes! You stupid--

[Hell no, Loz will not be stripped. 8| (Or eaten. Or clawed. Or bitten.) The reavers don't sound happy about what comes next before the audio cuts out.]

[OOC: Yeah, Loz isn't having that. He's pwning reavers at the moment. He'll come find you if you need help~ He's bored.]

Little Washu said I'm supposed to pick up all the people on the street that got themselves beat up because they're too weak to fight anything and bring them to the hospital! So if you're laying on the ground somewhere I'm taking you to the hospital. And if there's any monsters involved I get to kill them, so don't try to ruin my fun or I'll beat you up worse. And it'll be okay, because you're going to the hospital anyway. So call me if you need help. I won't make fun of you too much.

Oh and you better not have a problem with motorcycles, because that's too bad!

[OOC: So Loz seems to have a job now... And yes, he's genuinely going to be helping you people! But don't forget, that's more or less his goal. Loz is still Jenova's little crybaby and he's still not to be trusted but hey, not all your characters know that. He'll just keep up trying to get in good with you people <3 ]

Can't I go out and do anything yet? My wounds are itchy- I don't wanna wear bandages anymore! Every time I touch them I get greasy ointment on my gloves and this medicine smells funny! I'm getting bored and there's monsters outside- can't I at least go throw rocks at them?! Why won't you let me do anything?!  I won't die!

I'm missing all the fun...